"Can't Be Touched"

This tee is pure Friday energy stitched into cotton. You don’t wear it — it possesses you. One minute you’re civilized, the next you’re 10 beers deep explaining to strangers why “tonight doesn’t count.” It turns the quiet friend loud, the loud friend louder, and the responsible friend… missing. It’s not fashion. It’s a catalyst. Put it on and let the night take over.